Send a Turd-O-Gram to someone special today... Let them know how much they really mean to you. Or even better, send one to someone you really don't care for at all. They don't even have to know where it came from. Include your personalized message. The Turd* and your message will arrive via USPS Priority Mail within 1-3 days. Send a Turd-O-Gram Today!

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In order to comply with Local and Federal guidelines, we are unable and unwilling to send threatening, hateful, or obscene messages on your behalf via USPS mail.  We require that each Turd-O-Gram be addressed to a real person, and that no vulgar, inflammatory, or otherwise illegal wording be included.  Please follow these guidelines, or trust the FreshTurd.com staff to edit the content on your behalf.  Remember, this is all in good fun!